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01-08-2007, 09:02 AM
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Happy Birthday Scott!
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01-08-2007, 09:07 AM
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Thanks guys. BTW, Donna really wants some teasin', so GO FOR IT!!
C'mon Toby and E-bone (pu@@ies) Put this thread into flamers paradise, for the love of the wind Gods.
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01-08-2007, 09:46 AM
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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out." "Heck, that's nothing," said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible." Skyway Scott said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. Only problem is, I don't wake up till eleven."
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01-08-2007, 10:03 AM
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Scottie,
I know you have been dying to hit 40 so you can join the "crusty old man's backside mangrove butt-pirate club" in lieu of the dreaded (well, not really dreaded in the new company that Scott is keeping) PROSTATE EXAMS that are required once you are over the hill!!! I can just see it now, Scott sneaking out of the house while Donna is distracted and pulling up to the stanky backside beach in his truck complete with rainbow kitesurfing sticker on the rear bumper which reads "If your blowing, I'm going...down the mangrove path!!!". Then sitting there and peeking at every male figure that is present out of the corner of his eye until a geriatric finally pulls up in a 1960 pinto and the two of them "sneak" off to their romantic rendezvous in the bushes... And Raul don't worry, Scott will probably be "turning new tricks" at the backside much more often now seeing as the "alternative lifestyle" has accepted him into their community... Happy birthday Scott!!!
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http://www.airtimekite.com/map_tw.html Last edited by toby wilson; 01-08-2007 at 05:36 PM.
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01-08-2007, 10:21 AM
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Geesh
Man E-bone, Toby! I am very disappointed in you guys. You didn’t really start picking on him until he gave you the "OK". Geesh, I thought you guys would rip him without his permission! (PU$$IES) Come on think about it, even if he did get mad about it. At his age he would forget by tomorrow. I can see it now; he would be sitting at his computer pissed! Then a Depends commercial would come on and it would be reminding him he was low on the only thing that prevents him from buying a new bed every week. He would be off to Wal-Mart to purchase his next Super-Value pack, and would totally forget about it.
Happy B-Day Scott!
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"Stop living for someone else, and start living your own life! It's amazing how things work out perfect." RS
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01-08-2007, 10:36 AM
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Only 40?! Shit I thought you were older than that!
Last edited by tomstock; 01-08-2007 at 07:10 PM.
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01-08-2007, 11:21 AM
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Just think Scott... Starting today you are closer to 50 than you are to 30.
At least your gettin' some (wind, that is) on your B-day. Hope you can still get your kite up. Have a good one. Toby, that was hillarious.
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01-08-2007, 05:11 PM
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Good stuff! You're right Shogun, I don't remember one day til the next.
Got one of my birthday wishes with some pretty good wind at the Undertow
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