how do you know that wife loves you?

[mocean]

I ask that question a bit.
she dosent complain about what you have been doing for the last week.(because it's been a solid 18-20kts out of the east)
she keeps noticing charges on your credit card to asi in miami and finding reciepts hidden in your sock draw for kites.
she notices that some how your quiver has changed coler , but dosent say anything.
she touches the scar on my forhead and says I think scares are sexey.
I say what about hairy asses she says the buck stops there.
this is a shout out to all of the widows of kiteboarding the chicks that lay on the beach and mind there blokes stuff for them .
whilst there spose ripps it up on the water .
thanks you rock.
aj