OUCH! Adventure Sports Josh "the Rain Maker" Noe should have worn his NPX

[kent]

Another tail of avoidable pain. How could the "Rain Maker" have avoided taking it in the ass on his South Florida down winder you ask? He should have been sporting his NPX board shorts or killer new Zealot suit from NPX. It's tough stuff that feels smoother than Josh's baby butt (and is apparently more flexible too).

Look for the hottest garb in kiteboarding at www.npx-hq.com. Andre, Damo, Modica, and Clarissa did. Check the NPX site in coming weeks to see killer photos and footage from a secret Miami NPX shoot.

What could he have done to avoid being a statistic? Click below...
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=seavee29

How deep did he take it? Click below...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XtK7pY9hE

Where did it hit it?
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