Attempted suicide by kite fails

[Steve-O]

He didn't even hit the water with any kind of style what so ever. No loops, and barely got of the bridge and cleared the rail.

LAME!!!!!

It was like watching a circus lion with mouth open getting ready to inhale the trainer, but instead just takes a shit.

[villin]

I thought his tabletop air said it all. Amateur Hour. Looked like a dry suit, no gloves or boots though? What a nut.

[linhster]

I would have thought that Charles Darwin would have claim this guy buy now.