kite names

[bayflite]

Cabrhina haz battle az it's theme. conrtra, crossbow, switchblade, recon
Best iz obscure animals. Yarga, Warroo, Bullarroo, Hellfish
Slingshot uzez motor references. Fuel, Turbo Diesel, Machine
Flexi converted from weather events2 science lab stuff. Ion, Atom, Fusion
Some don't have a theme going at all.
If i was gonna start a kite company, i'd make the theme around pirates.
But i bet toby e bone and steve could come up with some funny shit to theme a kite company around.
Come2 think of it "Bone Kites" kinda haz a ring2 it.

[BigR]

He musta been litt flyin' that Crossbone!!!

I've themed the Bone Kitez around sh*t, depending on how recent in termz of design or fast/slow the kite is.

We had some production difficultiez on one model of kite, so we named it "Piece of Sh*t." It fallz apart fast. That way, when complaintz come in and a kiter tells me that a kite iz a piece of sh*t, I reply by asking why he or she feelz compelled to state the obvious.

My big kite fliez like a big turd so it is called a "Big F*ck*ng Turd," aka the BFT. Small kite is faster than sh*t so it is called a "Fast as Sh*t." My small, high performance kite that will boost you 50+ feet off of the water every jump is called a "Holy F*ck*ing Sh*t."

All my loyal riders who actually like the Bone Kitez are alwayz saying, "I think conditionz today call for me to fly a 'Piece of Sh*t.'"

Then, when my local crew ridez other kitez, they can make comparisonz, like, "hey, this (insert brand and model name here) really flies like a 'Piece of Sh*t'" and get other riderz pissed when it really was a compliment.

Bone Kitez has a bow kite that is the sh*t (if you pardon the expression) that we call a Crossbowl. We are coming out with a Hellsh*t kite that wipez out the competition. For those dayz that you have the runz, we wanted to name a kite a "Liquid Force," but that name is already taken, dammit.

[BigR]

What happens when "The Sh*t hits the Water"?..............

Then the sh*t floatz...

[sparkyman]

Boy, that's some Great Sh-t. better let me have a roll or two maybe three if super windy.