Hmm... well my kites company is called "pimpz".

There's the "bling bling" which is gold foil, and the lines are chrome wire. The kite doesn't fly but who f%cking cares it doesn't need to!

There's the "whooyaa whoooop whoop" which has whistles on the tips, and it comes with a set of gold capz and and speakers. It doesn't fly either, it just whistles and the base sounds like someone beating on a paper bag. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah dog.

Then there's "whattup bitches!!". it has 21" rims mounted to the two-color fade bar, and the kite has a gold hood ornament of flavor-flav's face right on the leading edge. It doesn't fly either but so what, it's tight yo.

All kites come with a free harness. it has boxer shorts sewn into it about 8" inches too high, and it doesn't pull up past your theighs. it comes with a belt that doesn't buckle... you are supposed to let it dangle. You cant ride with it, hell you can't even walk with it on, but it's looks tight yo!