Man, whoever is selling a 15m Ion is smoking crack. Must be somebody who is new or just hates flat kites, because otherwise they'd have a kite boner. The 15m Ion is the shit.

Danny, I don't know what Chris is talking about, saying he is your pimp, or that I have dibs on you. Maybe he's smoking crack, too. Wait--maybe that's Chris's Ion that's for sale! What a crackhead.

Next thing Chris will sell is his Element, and then I'll have to kick him off Team Elemental.