Phone call to girlfriend:
ring ring ring
hello
hey .. i need you to grab all the kite gear on the front porch, grab my harness from the back deck and bring it to my work so I can catch a few hours in before this "party" you suckered me into.
ill be right there.
OK..
heres the real phone call.
ring ring ring.
hello
umm... baby... darling... you know how much i love you and always tell you and remeber last year when i took you to italy for 2 weeks and all that?
yes..... what do you want?
can you pretty pretty pretty please bring all of my kite gear to me so i can maybe just possibly ride for a couple hours before we head up to the party that I am anticipating soooooo very much.
you want me to what!!??
puuuuuhhhhllllleeeaaaazzzzeeeeeeeeeee...
you are going to owe me big for this. dishes for a year.
oh.. can you please get my harness off the deck? i left it out there yesterday... oh and bring me some shorts and a tshirt...
anything else?!
no no no honey. you are sooo sweet. thank you. thank you thank you...
it will be a couple hours. click
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Success!!!!
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