I asked mainly because it'd be interesting/funny to sell a juice or drink called Kite Kix or KiterAid or something. Not so much for profit, more just for fun.

I am not clear on if you could easily and cheaply get the label printed or how that would work, but it'd be fun if it was a simple substitution scenario. (maybe, anyway). Maybe it's way too involved.
If not too involved, it might work well at events and such for advertisers.
Who knows, just throwing stuff out there. Most of this garbage hits the wall and explodes in agony.