2hrs at backside all by myself. Had a good time until I tried a backroll from blind, forgot to redirect and my kite hindenburged and tumbled through the lines about 5 times.. couldn't relaunch, lost my board, and was heading for the bridge when my kite launched and decided it wanted to do some kite loops inside out. Alas, I cut it free and started swimming...and swimming... and swimming... did I mention it was a long swim?

Ran up the beach, recovered kite at the worst possible place for bare feet. Found my board 20 minutes later after more foot abuse and swam out to get it.

Ran back up to my car and re-launched.. no more backrolls from blind, but I tried a bunch of surface pass stuff and 10ft jumps to blind.

I also timed the homo **** sucking sessions at about one every 5 minutes. That's just insane. Something must be done... surely this can't continue to go on in public. At least throw a chick in once in awhile to shut me up about it.

You guys really missed it!