And I would like to personally thank Stevil Kenevil for agreeing to demonstrate these tricks for all while onlooking boaters lose their lunch! Seeing as my injury prevents me from giving autographs (I won the competition by the way even with the injury due to my buff forearms), I would caution you not to ask Mr. Kenevil for an autograph for one of your small children as it has been discovered that Stevil Kenevil is just an alias for his real name, Steven Mark Karr, he was last seen on a wakeboard extradition ride eating prawns and caviar and drinking champagne.
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