That sucks. Sorry.
I hear the local scenery and other stuff to do is cool though.
Maybe try to make the best of it. When Donna and myself, Lori and Raul, and the Fox Family went to Puerto Rico, mainly to ride, we had (no lie) 20 minutes in 8 days that went over 12 knots. Kiting wise, it was a joke.
I feel for you, but we made the best of the other stuff and still had a good time. Try to make the best of what is there and hopefully it won't totally suck.
I totally hear you though... ugggghhhh.....