I've met the guy invisible is talking about. He is on a weird trip, thinks he is a kiteboarding instructor and holds himself out as one and I don't think he can even kite. I mean, I don't think he can even kite like a newbie. I don't think he can even fly a damn kite.

His most dangerous moment ever was related to my epic 2006 kitemare when I got hammered by that 9m Waroo. He saw the kitemare, then while I was packing my gear so I could go home to lick my wounds, he walked over and suggested to my wife that maybe I needed to take a kiting lesson from him.

Luckily, I didn't overhear this suggestion (my wife mentioned it after we got home, she already knew he is a jackass), otherwise I would have gone postal.