I call this move the "Backside Ball Grab." Mad skillz!

Actually, though, I don't think any of us--including me--needed to see this photo. What was simply a display of my bad attitude while Roy was trying to take photos has now turned into an outrage that will scar the whole local crew for life.

No worries, I'll probably get more room on the water to myself after showing off this surface handle ass...I mean pass!