Scottie,
I know you have been dying to hit 40 so you can join the "crusty old man's backside mangrove butt-pirate club" in lieu of the dreaded (well, not really dreaded in the new company that Scott is keeping) PROSTATE EXAMS that are required once you are over the hill!!!
I can just see it now, Scott sneaking out of the house while Donna is distracted and pulling up to the stanky backside beach in his truck complete with rainbow kitesurfing sticker on the rear bumper which reads "If your blowing, I'm going...down the mangrove path!!!". Then sitting there and peeking at every male figure that is present out of the corner of his eye until a geriatric finally pulls up in a 1960 pinto and the two of them "sneak" off to their romantic rendezvous in the bushes...
And Raul don't worry, Scott will probably be "turning new tricks" at the backside much more often now seeing as the "alternative lifestyle" has accepted him into their community...
Happy birthday Scott!!!
Last edited by toby wilson; 01-08-2007 at 05:36 PM.
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