It's ok E, I was kidding. We actually walk around our house before closing the windows to make sure we don't trap any lizards and sacrifice them to the sun gods. I am a seabird sanctuary regular, and the back seat of my new car smells like a 2ft diameter softshell turtle. I am the only person at work who carries bugs outside to let them go.

Besides, we now know that Scott is the real racoon murderer!