no wind!!??
get a sailboat.
buy it used and beat up .. and get yourself a lot of sandpaper and some fiberglass epoxy and some paint and look what you can do...
plus.. the paint fumes for a sailboat are quite toxic.. you get a really nice high off them..
yeee haw.
This is the boat that Dan and I bought a couple months ago...
This is how it looks today.. will be dropped back in the water this afternoon!!