LOST KITE, BOARD and GIRLFRIEND
 

Rode for 6 hours off North LIDO today til dark, with Gabor and Shawn and some newbie named Erik! Sweet! Winds remained steady 17 knots with a top off of about 22 at sunset. I would have stayed all night but the winds shifted offshore.

Lost my board, kite, and girlfriend out to sea.

REWARD FOR BOARD AND KITE!!!!

HAHA

JUST KIDDING!

But I did ditch the gal tonight... haha... tried to come between me and my kitesurfing... SHEEZZEEE!!! What is she THINKIN??

HAHAHAH

To my shrink: "DR., is it BAD that I AM OBSESSED with KITESURFING? Cause if it is... I don't give a shit what you think, lets talk about your problems now."


HAHAHA

rotfl!!! good one

theres some brownie points :)

xxx

nobody wants to have sex with a kite. I think you made the wrong call!

I'm happy!
 

NOPE NOPE NOPE! I'm Happy with my choice! HAHA We got wind coming for the next 3 days! Ex-Girl should be about half way Cuba by now. They come a dime a dozen for me... If I ever found that "right" gal, trust me, there is always room for compromise... She will have to learn to kite too. HAHAHA

Cya on the water fellas! Doing the 9-5 thing but should be out at the bridge MON, TUE, WED after work.

*POOF*

Well at least he'll be easy to find, the only guy on the beach with intentional "pinholes" in his kite...

Side Note
 

My kite is brand new. Don't touch it or you will be buying it. I don't like CJ nor her childish friends.

Don't come near me! I bite!

People who make childish remarks and threats towards me are being constructive in ONE WAY... and heading in One direction...towards their own demise. It is better to try to keep a friend, then make a new enemy.

You made your choice, therefor I have made mine. Don't come near me, don't speak to me, don't look for help when you need it , I will turn my head and remember how you treated me.

It is that simple, you could have come and talked to me first... but now it is how it is... and I really don't care... so long as my kite is in the air.

Thanks for the attempt to ruin my beautiful day...

AHHH>>>>

BUT YOU FAILED TOBY!

I AM CHRISTOPHER EDWARD BOYKIN

You and your friends mean nothing to me