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RKITEKT 09-15-2007 11:29 PM

LOST KITE, BOARD and GIRLFRIEND
 
Rode for 6 hours off North LIDO today til dark, with Gabor and Shawn and some newbie named Erik! Sweet! Winds remained steady 17 knots with a top off of about 22 at sunset. I would have stayed all night but the winds shifted offshore.

Lost my board, kite, and girlfriend out to sea.

REWARD FOR BOARD AND KITE!!!!

HAHA

JUST KIDDING!

But I did ditch the gal tonight... haha... tried to come between me and my kitesurfing... SHEEZZEEE!!! What is she THINKIN??

HAHAHAH

To my shrink: "DR., is it BAD that I AM OBSESSED with KITESURFING? Cause if it is... I don't give a shit what you think, lets talk about your problems now."


HAHAHA

Sean B 09-16-2007 04:49 PM

rotfl!!! good one

BigR 09-16-2007 05:03 PM

I prefer to ditch my kite and board ever B 4 my girl! She rocks my world!

inferno 09-16-2007 05:15 PM

theres some brownie points :)

BigR 09-16-2007 05:21 PM

xxx

popeye 09-16-2007 05:31 PM

nobody wants to have sex with a kite. I think you made the wrong call!

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 12:25 AM

I'm happy!
 
NOPE NOPE NOPE! I'm Happy with my choice! HAHA We got wind coming for the next 3 days! Ex-Girl should be about half way Cuba by now. They come a dime a dozen for me... If I ever found that "right" gal, trust me, there is always room for compromise... She will have to learn to kite too. HAHAHA

Cya on the water fellas! Doing the 9-5 thing but should be out at the bridge MON, TUE, WED after work.

*POOF*

toby wilson 09-17-2007 12:25 AM

Well at least he'll be easy to find, the only guy on the beach with intentional "pinholes" in his kite...

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 12:28 AM

Side Note
 
My kite is brand new. Don't touch it or you will be buying it. I don't like CJ nor her childish friends.

Don't come near me! I bite!

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toby wilson (Post 23162)
Well at least he'll be easy to find, the only guy on the beach with intentional "pinholes" in his kite...

People who make childish remarks and threats towards me are being constructive in ONE WAY... and heading in One direction...towards their own demise. It is better to try to keep a friend, then make a new enemy.

You made your choice, therefor I have made mine. Don't come near me, don't speak to me, don't look for help when you need it , I will turn my head and remember how you treated me.

It is that simple, you could have come and talked to me first... but now it is how it is... and I really don't care... so long as my kite is in the air.

Thanks for the attempt to ruin my beautiful day...

AHHH>>>>

BUT YOU FAILED TOBY!

I AM CHRISTOPHER EDWARD BOYKIN

You and your friends mean nothing to me

bryanleighty 09-17-2007 05:24 AM

???

inferno 09-17-2007 05:56 AM

i second that..
????

bayflite 09-17-2007 06:12 AM

ya beat me 2 it danny
????????????????????

Skyway Scott 09-17-2007 07:07 AM

Can't we all just get along? :)

One thing I have learned over the years, we usually do despite the fact that cyberspace tries to get in the way.
No one has fought on Cyberspace harder than Bayflite and I. Now just the thought (and memories) of it makes us laugh.

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 08:06 AM

Let me explain
 
Sorry guys and gals. I was referring to TOBY and that crazy chic from the other coast CHRISTINE (CJ). The are spreading false rumors about me and it almost pisses me off. ALMOST!!! I will explain in another post.

I know Scott, Bob, Tom, Sean, Bryan are my buddies and I appreciate you all very much. Read this new post of mine if you are in the slightest bit curiuos or wish to help save my name and kite. LOL

~Christopher

bryanleighty 09-17-2007 08:35 AM

just like sand through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives...

:)

ok.. joking aside..
local forums around here have gone thru some tough times.. enough that we've lost a number of people for wanting to log on and voice an opinion or offer advice.

I think I speak for 99.99% of the folks that read this that we dont want anyones non-kiting situation being a topic of conversation on the boards.. especially where it call out a local kiter.. I dont care who is wrong or right or whatever because calling someone out like that basically demands a response.. and then the shit starts to slide really fast.

I am not taking anyones side on this.. But, is there any way i can ask you to kindly remove your post? Maybe edit the one from earlier regarding the same individual you have an issue with?

Can I ask that individual to do the same?

Yes, what the individual posted was a pretty lame joke, but given the "history" it seems that it might have been an attempt to get a reaction..(successful)..

it just would be best to get this stuff of these boards.

Thats all I got..

popeye 09-17-2007 09:51 AM

Lol

Woodson 09-17-2007 09:55 AM

Wow
 
I leave for ATL for a weekend to spread some love and you guys replace me with this fruit cake.

Thanks fellas...

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 09:57 AM

there he goes again. LOL
 
You've not been replaced. I've always been here. LOL

Skyway Scott 09-17-2007 10:35 AM

If you are into wind sports (I don't care how "hard core") you are probably a fruit cake.
Who in their right mind places control over to mother nature and then sits back and let's her call the shots?
Is she gonna blow me, is she not? Pretty crazy.
I happen to love all fruit cakes.
They are so much more interesting to be around than gang bangers, hustlers and plain losers. :)
Fruitcakes are forever hopeful for the best (optimistic about the wind coming the next day).
It's a quality we all share. (sorry, I watched Terms of Endearment last night)
I agree though, rumors etc. got no place on here.

Woodson 09-17-2007 10:48 AM

Fruity!
 
Can't wait for this weeks sessions fellas!

From one fruitcake to another!

See you guys on the water!

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 11:01 AM

Peace
 
Sometimes I feel like a nut... sometimes I don't, but I have never felt like a fruitcake before.
PEACE!!!

BigR 09-17-2007 11:11 AM

This thread has taken a very disturbing direction.

Please , we do not want to know about ANY deviant personal tendencies on this forum

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 12:43 PM

Haha
 
"deviant personal tendencies"? Ok... who had sex with a fruitcake? Was it at the backside behind the mangroves where ebone left his nudy mags? HAHAHA

BigR 09-17-2007 01:08 PM

RKITEKT nominated for deviant kiter of the month.......................Please no more fruitcake..........

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 01:15 PM

Do I get a blue Ribbon or trophy or something?
 
Gold plated FRUITCAKE maybe?

Nomination accepted with much appreciaton. HAHA

Ummmm... my uncle will be sending me a fruitcake for Christmas... I may give it to my special buddy... if he can wait that long....

LOL



Your most deviant Kiter!

Skyway Scott 09-17-2007 01:40 PM

I just did a calculation. Chris is destined to overtake as post leader by July, 2008. :)

BigR 09-17-2007 01:47 PM

can we make it stop????

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 02:07 PM

Hahaha
 
OMG You guys crack me up! Sorry, I think I had too much coffee, drawing too many RETIREMENT HOMES and watching the wind forcasts is getting me all excited! WOO HOO

Skyway Scott 09-17-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigR (Post 23212)
can we make it stop????

No. Chris has entered the all too familiar "I can comfortably hold my ground and JUMP and do tricks stage of riding".

There is no cure for the uncontrollable enthusiasm, adrenaline, and inability to stop talking kites for approximately 1.5 seasons once this stage of riding is reached. My excuse for so many posts lately is that I need a distraction. (Get the violins out... , Major the dog, just got diagnosed with lymphoma and I don't want to think about it.... he doesn't have long, bummer)

BigR 09-17-2007 02:22 PM

Oh man!!!


That is quite a bummer Scott


Really sorry to hear about it

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyway Scott (Post 23215)
No. Chris has entered the all too familiar "I can comfortably hold my ground and JUMP and do tricks stage of riding".

There is no cure for the uncontrollable enthusiasm, adrenaline, and inability to stop talking kites for approximately 1.5 seasons once this stage of riding is reached. My excuse for so many posts lately is that I need a distraction. (Get the violins out... , Major the dog, just got diagnosed with lymphoma and I don't want to think about it.... he doesn't have long, bummer)

Scott,
I'm sorry about your dog. I was married for 11 years and my only son was a pure bred Keeshond. I lost him to Lymphoma 1 year after my divorce. He was only 7. Can I share my story with you in a private email? You will like it... trust me.

Skyway Scott 09-17-2007 03:24 PM

Okay, thanks.

RKITEKT 09-17-2007 04:13 PM

cool
 
I'll write it tonight. :-)

t_twotone 09-17-2007 07:51 PM

Do I smell gin?


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