Camo Rules
 

CAMO IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Even if the KITE SUCKED I would STILL RIDE IT!!!!!!!! This way when I ride in and with my CAMO Rash Guard, my CAMO Board Shorts, and my CAMO FREAKING KITE!!!!! I can tell people on the beach that I am a MUTHER F!@$$!$% KITE SOILDERS BEYOCHATCHES!!!!!!!!!!! DELTA FORCE KITE SQUAD RIDER!!! HOLLA!!!!!


(Yeah NSI had Camo foot straps....yes I have a pair of them!)

Delta force baby.
Hey off topic, but that's good considering where this went.
You watching Tapout or any other MMA shows Roy?

MMA shows are the current (gonna get even bigger) bomb in terms of revenue. WWE is dead and boxing is dying too, so it's logical MMA would step in. Anyway, you watchin' any of it?

Mma
 

I have only really been watching UFC since Pride got bought out. Not really in the "Real World" UFC shows that much. Been watching WEC too, which is UFC minor league bascially. That IFL stuff is bad, the quality of the show and the figthers kind of suck.

UFC PPV on the 25th has some pretty good fighters. Couture vs Gonzaga. Koscheck vs St. Pierre, and Cote vs Groove.

Next month on the 8th will be a awesome fight with Rampage vs Henderson. I really want Rampage to win but think Dan Henderson is going to win. I think this fight will go the distance with Rampage. Henderson is a elite fighter and is on top of his game. Also Chuck Liddel was suppose to fight Wanderlei Sylvia, but Syliva had to backout due to him still trying to move to the US from Brazil. I was really looking foward to seeing Sylvia beat the CRAP out of Liddel. Sorry Toby Liddel is SOOOO overrated. You will never see him hold a title again. To many good fighters in the 205 class now.

Well, the contest isn't over yet, Scott, but I have to say, this was an admirable effort. This is damn funny. Bad Breath & Beyond is such a pain in the ass and I hate getting stuck in that place, so I am glad you took it out on everybody in there. Tom's story about Thai-ing one on was the shit, too. But to say that the contest is over is premature. That's probably the biggest kiting risk around here, that I will post so fiercely on a topic, kite-related or not, that local kiters will be injured or killed while trying to read it in one sitting.

On to another point. Camo kites sound cool, but what if you get dragged into the mangroves? No one would be able to find you. An invisible kite would be better--it would force a rider to fly the kite on feel and it would sort of be like Wonder Woman's invisible plane. And Wonder Woman is tougher than Delta Force, or at least better looking (even though no one ever sees Delta force, I guess, they could be like the original Charlie's Angels). But I am getting distracted. Wonder Woman is like a dominatrix with the golden lasso of truth and I am looking forward to having her put a beatdown on me for being such a bad boy.

Yeah, it was a little premature, maybe.
Hey, has a Wonder Woman movie been made yet? If not.. wtf is Hollywood thinking?!? People are lining up to see Toby M. in tights and shoot string outta his hand.. uh..
I have a strong suspicion most would prefer seeing a chick (correct me if I am wrong) in tights with lasso. Why haven't they done it yet?
Some pretty cool "modern" scenes, such as hinted at, would real 'em in, no?
Charlie's Angels was a hit, what's up with H.W. dropping the ball not releasing more action hero chick flicks?

Hey, I just did a little research.. hmmm....

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/wonder-woman.asp

Bionic woman will be cool too. She might yank something off of your body on accident tho! :eek:

http://www.nbc.com/Bionic_Woman/

Hey No worries Bone! I am pretty sure that we could get a kite Company to make a RAINBOW CAMO Kite just for you! Just in case it does get into the trees you will be able to see it just fine! Maybe Best can come out with it and call it the CAMORASTOROO!!!!! Plus when not in the trees you can display your pride for pretty colors! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would buy a rainbow kite in an instant. I'd throw some gay moves with that kite, that's for sure.

Dave the Lighting Guy is the best character from ANY superhero movie...

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"

-Orgasmo, 1997

Chase Kosterlitz just transferred from eckerd to usf he is taking the format thats evolved at eckerd and putting it in to effect at USF. He helped to create triton kiteboarding and is an IKO instructor which is pretty much neccesary to make your club legit.

UCF had the first ever kite club, it was started by nick o'bea and is being ressurected by a number of kiters there, alex got his name put in the wrong place and its a pretty big deal, my bad bra.

Get ready for a sick season and a number of really cool events, if anyone wishes to help obtaining permits, insurance, sponsors, feel free to drop me a line and we'll make it happen.
Kite Party comin up in the next 2-3 weeks stay Tuned>!!!!!!!!

Don't even try to outbid me on this beauty, guys. I feel it is necessary to give this to E-bone as a present (yes, I realize it is a girl's tank top), and will stop at no price to nab this gem.
It appears that Wonder Woman is going to be resurrected from the 70's after all :)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Nw-JUNK-FOOD-Cam...QQcmdZViewItem

WHOOOOAH.. Holy sh$t! Last time I saw wonder woman I was about 8. I TOTALLY MISSED the entire POINT of that show. I was fixated on the bracelets and completely MISSED the two primary weapons. No wonder my dad liked to watch it with me.

Didn't you mean POINT(s) of the show, Mr. Popeye?

Okay, this was just on Kiteforum. I thought the video was funny as hell.
Obviously the reporter for Matt's article didn't take accurate notes or something, but imagine if this is all you had to work with to describe (in writing) what surfing was about. It'd be pretty hard! :)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/32109/

i was wonder woman at fantasy fest in key west a few years ago. I've got the gold lasso and everything. Once i trim my waistline again i will definitely be sporting it on the water this season...because i am FINALLY up and riding!!!!!. Can anyone hook me up with the clear kite?

Roy is gonna have a camo one, no one will be able to see it.

I have to disagree. I think Powdered Toast Man takes the cake. I have a feeling most don't know of him.

"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

-Dave the Lighting Guy, Orgasmo, 1997

(And Ebone)