Later, Roy, have fun in up at the Rednekk Riviera and give a shout out to WindRyder for us.

I'll miss you whenever I look at the photoz you took of me touching myself while kiteboarding. I am so tore up about this, I am going to vent my frustration through poetry, which is how I express myself when straight talk (if you pardon the expression) won't suffice:

Ode to Roy by E Bone

Roy, I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you Roy I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you Roy I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah

I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

I honestly do, Roy,
I touch myself

Wow
 

I have to say, this is easily the gayest thing I have ever read!

LMAO!! Hey E-Bone if you ever get lonely at night and need to touch yourself. Here is a pic so you dont have to use your imagination!

http://epickitesurfing.com/roypics/sky.jpg

WTF!?

That'z a poser hooked Backside Ballgrab. Only the most hardcore kiterz dare to unhook and then slap dey nutz while doing a reverse butterslide. This weak-ass rider, whoever he is, is clearly hooked in.

Still, imitation is the purest form of flattery, so I'll take this photo as a compliment.

I rest my case.

Road trip!
 

Bro! The pleasure is all mine! First person I met pulling up to Bongo's back in October on my first road trip down from ATL.

Can't wait to get the gang together for a road trip to the city known for Airbrushed t-shirts and cut off blue jeans...

So... when is the "Go Away" party?

See ya before you leave, no doubt.

Going away party
 

Yeah, I think "Vegas Roy" needs to come out of hiding one last time before the whip REALLY starts cracking!!!

Yes I am not as Hardcore as you Mr. E-Bone!!!! Oh yeah you forgot that this Rider also has a full head of hair and does not have a bulls-eye painted on his A$$!!!!!! LOL Then it would have been a perfect imatation of the BONE!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I decided myself to rename this trick to the Skyway Salute! Since you, Alex and I are pretty much the only one that does this Super Hard Core Trick!! Hadlow has nothing on US!!!!!

Dont worry, I will tell WindRyder you said hello. (She is after all the reason I am moving up there!) LOL

roy man how could you leave us like that?!

hah, i'll defenitly be payin you some visits up in pc.

actually, very soon.

Welcome roy
 

roy,
Glad to have you up in the PC area....I was once an old St. Pete Boy also..

Welcome

You da Man Roy! WE will definitely miss you. Your positive attitude and ready smile made our local scene so much cooler. The PC kite community will be lucky to have you.. and I'm sure they will all have they're way with you too. Don't forget to check your six

Bob