Crap--red Pyro harness left at Backside on Friday 1.05.07

[E-Bone]

Well, I've been trying to lose gear lately and I finally did. Left a red Dakine Pyro harness with a Flexi leash on it at Backside yesterday. Please give me a call at 941-756-4021 if you found it. Thanks!

[toby wilson]

Good luck with that Ebone. It is probably being used as a gay strap-on dildo harness by now...

[E-Bone]

Good luck with that Ebone. It is probably being used as a gay strap-on dildo harness by now...

Toby--how did you know that a kiteboarding harness could be used as such a device?

[toby wilson]

I just naturally assumed that since every time I saw you sneaking down the mangrove trail and at the backside with your 65 year old crusty lover you were wearing it, that it had multiple uses.

[E-Bone]

Okay. That makes sense. I'll try to be more discreet next time.

[E-Bone]

Yo, got my Pyro harness back today at the session. Chase (I think Chase is with the Eckerd crew), found the harness after that ill-fated Backside session and held onto it. When I asked him about the harness today, he told me he wondered to whom the harness belonged and hooked me back up with it.

Thanks to Chase for getting that harness back to me. T-Back Toby, looks like it didn't get turned into a Backside sex toy after all.