Desperate Housewives...

[bryanleighty]

I need to get some tattoos...

http://tampa.craigslist.org/mis/185434277.html

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in case they delete the ad, its from craiglist in the "missed connections" section:

hot surf kiter at Madeira Beach 7/22 + 23 - w4m - 36
Reply to: pers-185434277@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-23, 8:43PM EDT


You are very sexy, tattoos, young looking and amazing flying your kite. I am the babe in the red bikini you kept riding close to (and checking me out), not your fault, I was trying to get closer to you ;)
I have seen you around several times and would love to see you in the flesh tied to my bed.

[tomstock]

Sounds like Eagle if it's Maderia... LOL. So how did she look?

[E-Bone]

Hey, wait a minute...I've got tats. Maybe I am being lusted after by some babe. Yeah, the Bone is a hot stud!

Probably not, though...the only persons wearing bikinis who scam on me while kiting are the guys at Backside Skyway.

[toby wilson]

Maybe she's hot for James Bond???

[JoshTaylor]

Sounds like Eagle if it's Maderia... LOL. So how did she look?it does sound alot like Eagle. lol

[amber]

Toby...maybe they're talking about the guy at the backside in the red bikini???

[Eagle]

You single guys should come ride at Mad MILF Beach. Sounds like a few rub on tattoos is all you need to score with the middle aged american ladies.
I'm happy staying south of the border with my latina chiquita.

[Eagle]

So how did she look?

Skinny blonde with MEGA floatation devices. No chance of her drowning.

[E-Bone]

Eagle wrote:

Skinny blonde with MEGA floatation devices. No chance of her drowning.

LOL.

[tomstock]

Heck at T.I. the drunk ladies will jump on your back! You can feel like a pro no matter how bad you ride. My girlfriend was not pleased when I told the story :shock:

[Skyway Scott]

You should see this place and the UF girls' enthusiasm toward kiters.
It still cracks me up every time.

[E-Bone]

UF is the bomb, but the one thing that'z hard about going to school there is the lack of a nearby beach. It's at least 90 minutes to St. Augustine Beach on back roads, usually takes two hours. Cedar Key is 50 miles away on the other coast but has no sand and one billion no see 'ums.

Of course, if your really want to impress UF girls, go to the Hooters in Gainesville and let it drop that you and your buddies are law students. We used to pull that trick and have every waitress in the place at our table. All the guyz majoring in philosophy were pissed because they couldn't get service when we showed up. Of course, Mrs. E Bone was always one step ahead of me and I was always busted when I came home smelling like chicken wings.

[Skyway Scott]

UF was some of the best times of my life. Under and post grad and tons of intramural and club sports. I spent my summers at Cedar Key (doing research) and then lived in St. Augustine for my first job outta school (Marineland).

(Good news, you got FFCLs on the way in the mail 8) )

[Mikey Boh]

You single guys should come ride at Mad MILF Beach.
Heck at T.I. the drunk ladies will jump on your back!

Alright, fess up, where exactly are these places (Mad MILF Beach, T.I.)? Might have to visit at a later date! :twisted:

[JoshTaylor]

You single guys should come ride at Mad MILF Beach.
Heck at T.I. the drunk ladies will jump on your back!

Alright, fess up, where exactly are these places (Mad MILF Beach, T.I.)? Might have to visit at a later date! :twisted:mad MILF beach = madiera beach, T.I = Tresure Island

[Mikey Boh]

Cool, thanks for the heads-up.